YGTBFKM Toons: A Squirrelly Tale of Government Priorities
Violent crime is up.
Government spending is up.
The economy sucks.
And, a caravan of illegal immigrants is about to cross our otherwise open border.
But Big Brother has other priorities, and executing a squirrel and raccoon is, apparently, chief among them.
An upstate man whose beloved squirrel was cruelly killed by the state said he was treated like a “terrorist” when 10 government agents descended on his home during a five-hour raid.
Mark Longo, whose pet P’nut captured the hearts of 3 million social media users, was stunned when a convoy of vehicles carrying officials from the state departments of Environmental Conservation and Health arrived at his Pine City home Wednesday.
They served him with a surprise warrant allowing them to snatch away P’nut the squirrel and Fred, a raccoon he’d taken in.
Big Brother executed P’nut and Fred without a trial, or even a hearing.
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